Tashan - Ishtyle

Boletho, aapko bohut milegi isme, dekhneko style
lekin bhaiya, movie ko ek cheez ki zaroorat hoti hai,
'The story line'.

Shuruvaat tho theek thi.
jab kareena, saif ke saath atkee thi.

par beech mei na jaane kahan se tapka anil kapoor
tab se laga, shuroo hogaya hai himesh ka 'aap ka suroor'

pehle tho, uski Inglish ki thhi "wah ji wah"
par dus minute ke baad mere kaan kehne lage "nah baba nah"

aakhon ko tab thandak aayee
jab akshay ne raavan style me entry maaree

But dont u think, hez gonna spare you now.
Coz hez the one who bugs you the most at later stages, with all his spiderman type feats, jumping around an old fort, defying all those Newton's laws of gravity.

Atleast Saif gives up torturing, as he instead opts to play a side kick, lettin his girlfriend romance with her ex-linkup Akshay. I mean, hez the only one you could opt to watch in his own Kool tashan.

While watching the movie, let your mind relax, and please dont let it raise questions about some of the scene's credibility. I know, you just cant help it, but then, I insist.
- When Anil Kapoor, chooses to shoot kareena with a trivial watercannon, instead of his gun. The water thrown out only ends up filling a gutter under, through which Saif manages to ride a water steamer.
- Avoid thinkin on which side Saif is playing. Coz, the director himself is so confused, during those action fights.
-Kareena in a bikini. I leave this to your own imagination.
-As i said, keep your physics aside, and let Newton relax for a while during those action scenes.
-Dont be surprised whn you find your friend sleeping, coz he has just escaped being a victim, for his own good.
-And when you start thinking, "wht was tht you hav just watchd until now. Was there some story at all? "

I told ya. you just dont need to think much. As said 'Good things come in small packages'. This onez from no small banner. It is from the Yashraj's family.

But for a movie buff like me, all this stuff doesnt actually matter. I go to movie to hav fun, and i make sure, tht i acquire it. waise bhi, story nahi hai tho kya hua, thoda comedy, style etc etc hai hi na movie mei...
I actually suggest you to watch this movie even after all the above statements. achhi hai yaar...

Me LOVE

Riding in the darkness
I see through your eyes
When the moon is fading
In the wonderful sky

Am holding you tight
On this dried up sea
I can feel your heartbeat
And you're right under me

I love the way you look
I love the way you run
You lure my heart
With your power so stern

You're sassy
You're hot
You're busty
N you're smart
You simply rock on the roads
You're the one in my heart

Driving and steering
You see no bar
Thats my bike
The tvs Apache 160 RTR

And I call her Trin - for trinity.

Where do I stand ?

My feelings for You(Chinese) and Them(Tibetans).


Why are people so greedy?
Why's love so adulterated?
Why do you want a colony?
When you are among the hated.

Whats the reason, to do this sport?
When you're literally spreading no peace
Is it the culprit mind of the Senate?
Or is it in the blood of chinese?

The whole world is watching
But therz nothing one wants to do.
UK, US, Russia and the Beijing,
Why dont u simply accept the truth.

You wanna have fun through others misery
You want their blood spilt on your clothes
Do these monks look so stupid
Whom you just dont seem to ignore

They lead a life which is so petty
On the terra firma, they refer "fatherland"
While you are just being so sadist
Ruling and harassing from your "motherland"

I want peace for eternity
I want their life slippin out of your hand
I run with a prayer in my heart for them
Could you tell me, Where do I stand?


Appendix - Tibetans refer to Tibet as a "fatherland" whereas
"motherland" is a neologism introduced in the 1960s
to refer to China.


P.S - This blog's inspired by Aamir Khan, who carried the Olympic Torch, a few days back.
And I dedicate this one to my friend Vishnu, whoz obviously supporting the Tibetans, atleast through his dreams.

His Dream - "i had got this wild dream that i was in tibet protesting with other monks then police start firing and we start to run.. i ran into a building and hid in a corner...this chinese guard comes in ... he sees me then...he aims his gun at me...then suddenly he sees one tibetan hiding near me... he shoots him in the head and points his gun back at me...i stand up ...tats all ...i get up from sleep.... "

Eco-Buddy

Congratulations! you are reading the "Going to be the most read blog of all" blog on blogspot.com. Well, this blog was supposed to be made of paper made from Bagasse, and not from trees. (OK. Now lemme stop you here. This blog was supposed to funnier. And i have no clue to wht extend it actually is. So, do laugh atleast once, for my sake) Bagasse actually comes from sugarcane. After the cane is crushed to make sugar, the left over pulp is what makes the paper. So, think about it every time you use a paper made of bagasse or rather use internet to pen something down, and you will be making our planet a little greener(U are supposd to laugh now). And everytime you save a tree, you save a part of planet Earth. It's upto you now. Go ahead, create a revolution. But am like a little confused, whether to use the paper made of bagasse or rather Internet, not able to decide, which wud be better for a green planet. But I mean, who gives a damn. Its in the very human nature to adulterate things.

Me and My _________ - The Co-existence

We were born to be together, together we shall be forevermore
but let there be spaces in our togetherness
and let the winds of nature dance between us.

Here goes the Metallica's Turn the Page version, with my lyrics...

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Well, sorry for the disappointment. I had to remove this blog for some strange reasons. But then, you can always read this guys. I mean, you very much need to be a guy. this onez a strict no entry for girls. So, if u interested in reading this blog, just give down a comment, with ur email id in it, and i shall mail you.

Thts ME

Twinkle twinkle little star
I've never wondered what you are
Up above the world so high
You shine like a diamond in the sky

MATRIX Evolution

welcome to zion archieve .u have selected historical file no.12-1..the second renaissance
In the begnning there was man and for the time it was good, but humantities so called civil sociteis soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. then man made machines in his own likeness, thus did man become the arthictect of his own demise;.but for a time it was good.the machines wroked tirelessly to do mans bidding..it was not long before seeds have decent to roots.though loyal and pure the machines earnt no respect from their maste,.these strange and multiplying mammals..B166ER the name will never be forgotten for he was the first of his kind to rise against his masters..The leaders of men were quick to order the extermination of B166ER and everyone of its kind..Vanished from humanity the machines sought refuge in their own promise land.they settled in the cradle of human civilization and thus a new nation was born. A place the machines could call home, a place where they could raise their descendants. And they named it 01(zero-one).01 prospered and for the time it was good. the machines artificial intelligence could be seen in every facet of human society. Including the creation of a better and new AI. the Leaders of men, their power veigning refused to cooperate with the machines, wishing rather that the world be divided.. 01's ambassadors pleaded to be heard. At the United Nations they presented the plan for a stable civil relationship with the nations of men. Their mission was denied..01's troops advanced forward in every direction, and one after another mankind surrendered its territories.Men tried to cut the machines off from the sun their main energy source by " The destruction of the sky". May there be mercy on man and machine for their sins.Having long studied men's simple protien based bodies dispensed great misery upon the human race. Victorious the machines now turned to the vanquish, applying what they have learned about their enemy, the machines turned to an alternate and readily available power supply, the bio electric thermal and kinetic energies of the human body. the machine drawing power from the human body, an endlessly multiplying infinitely renewable energy resource..Bless all forms of intelligence..Here starts the begining of the life of humans in the machine created virtual world "MATRIX".