Tashan - Ishtyle

Boletho, aapko bohut milegi isme, dekhneko style
lekin bhaiya, movie ko ek cheez ki zaroorat hoti hai,
'The story line'.

Shuruvaat tho theek thi.
jab kareena, saif ke saath atkee thi.

par beech mei na jaane kahan se tapka anil kapoor
tab se laga, shuroo hogaya hai himesh ka 'aap ka suroor'

pehle tho, uski Inglish ki thhi "wah ji wah"
par dus minute ke baad mere kaan kehne lage "nah baba nah"

aakhon ko tab thandak aayee
jab akshay ne raavan style me entry maaree

But dont u think, hez gonna spare you now.
Coz hez the one who bugs you the most at later stages, with all his spiderman type feats, jumping around an old fort, defying all those Newton's laws of gravity.

Atleast Saif gives up torturing, as he instead opts to play a side kick, lettin his girlfriend romance with her ex-linkup Akshay. I mean, hez the only one you could opt to watch in his own Kool tashan.

While watching the movie, let your mind relax, and please dont let it raise questions about some of the scene's credibility. I know, you just cant help it, but then, I insist.
- When Anil Kapoor, chooses to shoot kareena with a trivial watercannon, instead of his gun. The water thrown out only ends up filling a gutter under, through which Saif manages to ride a water steamer.
- Avoid thinkin on which side Saif is playing. Coz, the director himself is so confused, during those action fights.
-Kareena in a bikini. I leave this to your own imagination.
-As i said, keep your physics aside, and let Newton relax for a while during those action scenes.
-Dont be surprised whn you find your friend sleeping, coz he has just escaped being a victim, for his own good.
-And when you start thinking, "wht was tht you hav just watchd until now. Was there some story at all? "

I told ya. you just dont need to think much. As said 'Good things come in small packages'. This onez from no small banner. It is from the Yashraj's family.

But for a movie buff like me, all this stuff doesnt actually matter. I go to movie to hav fun, and i make sure, tht i acquire it. waise bhi, story nahi hai tho kya hua, thoda comedy, style etc etc hai hi na movie mei...
I actually suggest you to watch this movie even after all the above statements. achhi hai yaar...